[Fußball] Ribéry bei der EM für Deutschland spielberechtig

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Dear all,

The French President announced that football star Franck Ribéry shall leave France after being caught in bed with Bruni.

After Franck Ribéry scored for France against England during the last test match he was caught red-handed in bed with Bruni in the French equippe hotel in Paris.

Following that information the French President was reported to have been beside himself with rage and announced that Franck Ribéry has lost his citizenship with immediate effect.

Since Ribéry is already playing for the German FC Bayern München, Franz Beckenbauer recommended that Ribéry should get the German citizenship as soon as possible to make him play for the German football team at the Euro 2008 in Switzerland/Austria.

Quelle u.a.: Nachtmagazin des ZDF.